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Airlocked Inventory
KEEPING
Bear Costume - Purchased from Space Yandy. Spandy.
Black-and-White Photograph - A photo of three men sitting at a bar. (returned to him by Fukawa)
Childchime Mini Cheese Wheels - A sack of tiny wheels of cheese in bright red wrappers. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
Fresh Milk - A large refrigerated canister containing a glass bottle of delicious fresh milk. It's probably for the best not to ask where the cow came from.
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Masquerade Outfit - Want to dress up like a founding father? They probably didn't dress nearly this frilly, but who cares? You get an awesome hat and wig.
Mystery Doors of the Magical Land - A badly-translated book aimed at young teens and tweens about the arrogant Prince Nathan, who gets kidnapped by an evil sorceress and spirited away to another world. Known for its twist ending where they fall in love and stay in the magical realm forever.
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.
Rice - A five pound bag of white rice.
So Lingers the Ocean - It's a deep, romantic novel responsible for making sailors and fisherman incredibly popular with the ladies for a while, it's that good. (received from Mako)
Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.
TRADING
Aspirin (x2) - A bottle of aspirin.
Athletic Wrap (x2) - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Blue Temari - A blue ball embroidered with a geometric pattern. Guaranteed not covered with poison.
Broken Portal Gun - Remnants of a mechanical device that could have been used to warp between dimensions.
Bubble Wrap (x2) - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
Collapsible Bike - An adult-sized mountain bike painted in an adorable shade of lilac. Somehow, it folds up to fit inside the average messenger bag. Note: not recommended for indoor use.
Conch Shell (x2) - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
Crystal Skull (x3) - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Duct Tape - A roll of basic, brown duct tape. The packaging says it's "extra sticky", but it looks pretty old...
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is red.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "hydromorphone."
Hammie (x2) - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
Helmet - Brown UNSC standard-issue Explosive Ordnance Disposal Armor (EOD)-style helmet, with goggle-styled eyeholes rather than a traditional visor and rebreathers along the jawline. Upon inspection, the helmet is revealed to be made of plastic. It's slightly too big to fit comfortably.
Hoe - Just the good old fashioned gardening tool, not anything untoward.
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Kalu Plush - A plush version of a monster made of bones mashed together.
Limited-Edition Zelda 3DS - It's a limited-edition Nintendo 3DS Zelda system! If you had enough of these, you could flip them for $200 a piece easy! You could be rich and also get to keep one and you could all play...Nintendo gaaaaammeeees.
Little White Dress - Too small for most of the Champions, but it could probably fit a child? Or, at least, someone childish!
Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like patchouli.
Magnum (x3) - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
Otamatone (x2) - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like...gun oil? Wait, this is just a bottle of gun oil with an Astraglide sticker slapped on it!
A Picture of a Girl - She’s cute, but it’s only a picture that looks like it was stapled onto something.
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.
Red Sap - Freshly harvested from the Forever Fall forest. Very sweet.
Secret Letter - It’s already covered in pencil rubbings, so you can see it’s from someone named Sayaka wanting to meet in her room.
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
LOST
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. (given to Rideaux)
Basketball - We're not sure how, but it toots its own horn when it goes through a hoop, and is that...confetti? (left in the sports room)
Bearies (x2) - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (x1 given to Leon, x1 consumed)
Black Knight Armor - Intimidating looking armor made for a knight. Unfortunately, this is a lightweight replica. (returned to Apollonia)
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud. (given to Mako)
Bottled Water (x2) - A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (x1 given to Leon, x1 given to Will)
Camera Bag - A simple messenger-style bag with a Polaroid camera and plenty of blanks to take pictures. Say cheese! (returned to Max)
Cigarettes - A full box of cigarettes. Whoever owns this must not smoke very much. (given to Rick)
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful. (given to Rideaux)
Feather Boa - A fluffy black feather boa that looks like it came right out of a burlesque act. It can also be worn with a suit to business meetings. (returned to Rideaux)
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "hydromorphone." (given to Rideaux)
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart? (given to Rideaux)
Instant Ramen (x2) - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (x2 consumed)
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof. (consumed)
Knives - A set of useless plastic replicas of three collapsible throwing knives with decorative red handles. (returned to Rideaux)
Maid Uniform (x3) - It comes with stockings and has red/red/yellow accents. (cannibalized for a bad pirate oufit)
Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. (consumed)
Monokuma Plush - Everyone's favorite two-toned bear is now cuddlier than ever! Murder! Mystery! Just hug Monokuma and you know you'll dream bloody dreams. (returned to Fukawa)
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass. Too bad a nutcracker would be considered a weapon in prison. (consumed)
A Picture of Three Teens - A delinquent, a familiar looking punk, and a cutie pie. They look like they’re having fun. (returned to Leon)
Stuffed Bernkastel - A perfectly innocuous stuffed doll of a black cat with a blue ribbon and bell on it's tail. Despite being adorable, it gives off a distinct aura of menace somehow... (returned to Erika)
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home. (consumed)
Bear Costume - Purchased from Space Yandy. Spandy.
Black-and-White Photograph - A photo of three men sitting at a bar. (returned to him by Fukawa)
Childchime Mini Cheese Wheels - A sack of tiny wheels of cheese in bright red wrappers. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
Fresh Milk - A large refrigerated canister containing a glass bottle of delicious fresh milk. It's probably for the best not to ask where the cow came from.
Hot Chocolate - A packet of powdered chocolate. Mix it with hot milk or water for a warm, delicious treat.
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Masquerade Outfit - Want to dress up like a founding father? They probably didn't dress nearly this frilly, but who cares? You get an awesome hat and wig.
Mystery Doors of the Magical Land - A badly-translated book aimed at young teens and tweens about the arrogant Prince Nathan, who gets kidnapped by an evil sorceress and spirited away to another world. Known for its twist ending where they fall in love and stay in the magical realm forever.
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.
Rice - A five pound bag of white rice.
So Lingers the Ocean - It's a deep, romantic novel responsible for making sailors and fisherman incredibly popular with the ladies for a while, it's that good. (received from Mako)
Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.
TRADING
Aspirin (x2) - A bottle of aspirin.
Athletic Wrap (x2) - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Blue Temari - A blue ball embroidered with a geometric pattern. Guaranteed not covered with poison.
Broken Portal Gun - Remnants of a mechanical device that could have been used to warp between dimensions.
Bubble Wrap (x2) - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
Collapsible Bike - An adult-sized mountain bike painted in an adorable shade of lilac. Somehow, it folds up to fit inside the average messenger bag. Note: not recommended for indoor use.
Conch Shell (x2) - A seashell that lets you hear the sea if you hold it to your ear. Does not predict the future.
Crystal Skull (x3) - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Duct Tape - A roll of basic, brown duct tape. The packaging says it's "extra sticky", but it looks pretty old...
Fuzzy Socks - A pair of extremely soft socks. This pair is red.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "hydromorphone."
Hammie (x2) - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart?
Helmet - Brown UNSC standard-issue Explosive Ordnance Disposal Armor (EOD)-style helmet, with goggle-styled eyeholes rather than a traditional visor and rebreathers along the jawline. Upon inspection, the helmet is revealed to be made of plastic. It's slightly too big to fit comfortably.
Hoe - Just the good old fashioned gardening tool, not anything untoward.
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Kalu Plush - A plush version of a monster made of bones mashed together.
Limited-Edition Zelda 3DS - It's a limited-edition Nintendo 3DS Zelda system! If you had enough of these, you could flip them for $200 a piece easy! You could be rich and also get to keep one and you could all play...Nintendo gaaaaammeeees.
Little White Dress - Too small for most of the Champions, but it could probably fit a child? Or, at least, someone childish!
Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like patchouli.
Magnum (x3) - An incredibly large permanent marker with an aluminum casing. The instructions say to make sure there's adequate ventilation before use.
Otamatone (x2) - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like...gun oil? Wait, this is just a bottle of gun oil with an Astraglide sticker slapped on it!
A Picture of a Girl - She’s cute, but it’s only a picture that looks like it was stapled onto something.
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.
Red Sap - Freshly harvested from the Forever Fall forest. Very sweet.
Secret Letter - It’s already covered in pencil rubbings, so you can see it’s from someone named Sayaka wanting to meet in her room.
Slippers - A pair of sturdy moccasin-style slippers. They're very soft on the inside.
Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.
Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
LOST
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. (given to Rideaux)
Basketball - We're not sure how, but it toots its own horn when it goes through a hoop, and is that...confetti? (left in the sports room)
Bearies (x2) - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (x1 given to Leon, x1 consumed)
Black Knight Armor - Intimidating looking armor made for a knight. Unfortunately, this is a lightweight replica. (returned to Apollonia)
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud. (given to Mako)
Bottled Water (x2) - A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (x1 given to Leon, x1 given to Will)
Camera Bag - A simple messenger-style bag with a Polaroid camera and plenty of blanks to take pictures. Say cheese! (returned to Max)
Cigarettes - A full box of cigarettes. Whoever owns this must not smoke very much. (given to Rick)
Facial Scrub - A luxurious pink salt scrub. It'll purge your negative ions and leave your skin shiny and beautiful. (given to Rideaux)
Feather Boa - A fluffy black feather boa that looks like it came right out of a burlesque act. It can also be worn with a suit to business meetings. (returned to Rideaux)
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "hydromorphone." (given to Rideaux)
Heartburn Medicine - A bottle of heartburn medication. But can it fix a broken heart? (given to Rideaux)
Instant Ramen (x2) - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (x2 consumed)
Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof. (consumed)
Knives - A set of useless plastic replicas of three collapsible throwing knives with decorative red handles. (returned to Rideaux)
Maid Uniform (x3) - It comes with stockings and has red/red/yellow accents. (cannibalized for a bad pirate oufit)
Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. (consumed)
Monokuma Plush - Everyone's favorite two-toned bear is now cuddlier than ever! Murder! Mystery! Just hug Monokuma and you know you'll dream bloody dreams. (returned to Fukawa)
Nut Basket - It's a small wicker basket full of mixed nuts on a loving bed of green easter grass. Too bad a nutcracker would be considered a weapon in prison. (consumed)
A Picture of Three Teens - A delinquent, a familiar looking punk, and a cutie pie. They look like they’re having fun. (returned to Leon)
Stuffed Bernkastel - A perfectly innocuous stuffed doll of a black cat with a blue ribbon and bell on it's tail. Despite being adorable, it gives off a distinct aura of menace somehow... (returned to Erika)
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home. (consumed)